I stayed up late last night with zartan and we got a copy of Smash Brothers around midnight. We had to go into this terrible fucking gamestop with the worst dolts of all time. I REMEMBER NOW REASON NUMBER 3 I HATED WORKING THERE! NERDS!

So ok the two people working the register were all right but the manager was fucking NERD CITY. And I mean I'm a nerd, I have no problem with nerds and I sort of have a nerd fetish (and by sort of I mean I have one). This SUPER DUPER nerd up at the front of the line was discussing video games (and by discussing I mean talking as if he were on a gamefaqs message board) and he mentioned that he hates madden (shock!).

The manager behind the counter, this bearded little dolt with glasses, goes "MADDEN IS THE NUMBER ONE GAME IN THE WORLD, MY FRIEND"

Yes, yes he did and yes I laughed forever.

MY FRIEND

you are not on the internet you can not talk like that unless you want me to throw you through a window

We got the game and brought it home and then drank ENERGY DRINKS (ok we drank STEVEN SEAGAL'S LIGHTNING BOLT ENERGY DRINK and yes it totally exists and yes it is pretty ok)

ANYWAY here's our code!

1633-3846-8220

EDIT: our profile name is P.Nov

tell us yours and we'll set you up

(so I can kick your ass)

(the joke is that I'm not very good at this game but I love to posture)