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[Sep. 30th, 2003|06:12 pm] |
True Life EVENT
in which Mia...Mia doesn't know what the fuck happened
It was a beautiful and sunny day, what with the sun shining and the beauty and all. I was busy lollygagging about at work, as the nice weather had caused the local townsfolks to actually go outside. So when a customer eventually comes in, it's a bit of a pleasant surprise.
I greeted him with the standard, chipper "Hi" and countinued with my cleaning and such. He was about forty years of age, and dressed fairly well. After rummaging a bit through our Playstation games, he founds one that suited him well and brought it to the front.
A typical transaction followed, and all seems well and right with the world.
Until I handed him his game on the other side of the counter.
He took a quick look at the game disc and noticed a slight smudge. He then licked the disc.
Licked it.
With his tounge.
He then licked it two more times, all with his eyes closed in a pseudo-sexual way.
And he wiped the disc on his man-nipple.
No, really.
He took the licked disc and rubbed in over his man-nipple on his shirt in a circular motion, all while attempting to make a SEXAY face.
Then he wiped it on his other nipple and left.
I still have no idea what exactly happened.
I really, really don't. |
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